Took a shower. Got shampoo in my eyes. It really hurt… I kinda flailed. Then I got face wash in my eyes..and its the exfoliating kind so when I rubbed my eyes I think I took of a layer of… eye stuff. And when I put my soap back on the caddy thing it tipped and the razor fell off. So when I bent to pick it up a toothbrush fell on me from the caddy. There wasnt any toothpaste in the shower so i had to awkwardly hop out and grab a tube. When I got out of the shower there was no towel in the bathroom.
From this, I’ve gathered that shower sex might be more difficult than when first thought upon.